Monday, July 9, 2012

Japanese Lesson 1.1 : Hiragana


The first trick into remembering this is to remember the romaji texts. The second trick is to remember the vowel sets. The third trick is to remember in sets of 3!

Let's start with Hiragana.
 
A KA SA TA NA HA MA YA RA WA
I KI SHI CHI NI HI MI

RI

U KU SU TSU NU FU MU YU RU N
E KE SE TE NE HE ME

RE

O KO SO TO NO HO MO YO RO WO


Let's do it!
Vowels
A - I - U - E - O
Remember, it's read as A(apple), I(eel), U(food), E(end), O(on)

Now that you remember the vowel pattern, remember the A set next.

A-KA-SA-TA-NA-HA-MA-YA-RA-WA

If you think it's too diffiult.
 Do it this way.
A-KA-SA
TA-NA-HA
MA-YA-RA-WA

 Once you can repeat it perfectly you can proceed to the next.
 Just change A to I,U,E,O.



Please note of the highlighted blue characters for I & U series on our Hiragana Table. This represents the slight variation in the flow.
I – series
I-KI-SHI
CHI-NI-HI
MI-RI



U-series
U-KU-SU
TU-NU-FU
MU-YU-RU-N



E-series
E-KE-SE
TE-NE-HE
ME-RE



O-series
O-KO-SO
TO-NO-HO
MO-YO-RO-WO



If you can write these down very fast, then you're good for the next lesson :)












Japanese Lesson 1 : The Alphabet

So moving away from the technical side, let's move to language.
I've been more interested to learn about the japanese language so I took some classes and it all went well. However, the best way to learn it is through practice. With this Idea, I decided to write it all out so that anyone wishing to learn this can learn with me!

Now, let's take this 1 step at a time. First you've got to learn the alphabet.
Japanese (Nihongo) has 3 alphabets apart from romaji which is the romanized equivalent (the one you're reading now).

1. Hiragana - used for native words
For example: watashi(I) わたし , mizu(water) みず

2. Katakana - used for foreign/loan words
For example: ko-hi(coffee) コーヒ , orange(orenji)オレンジ

3. Kanji - adopted chinese characters used for simplified writing
For example: aka(red) 赤

Apart from this 3 alphabets, you can also consider their numbers and way of counting as a different alphabet which we'll term as the counting alphabet. We'll discuss this on lesson 2.

Now what we need to do is to remember the hiragana and katakana characters. Move on to our next lesson!

Monday, January 23, 2012

Fix your friend's computer issues via Remote Connection

As long as you both have an active and rather trustworthy internet connection, you can help and partly become an online technician through remote access to his computer.


1. Each of you should go to www.showmypc.com

2. Look for the [Show my PC] or [View remote PC] button

3. Download and Run the file (Note:I'm using mozilla on the below view)

4. On the main menu, you'll see two options.

5. For the viewed PC - Press [Show my PC Now].
    Wait for a password to be generated on the upper right side

6. For the person who's gonna look at the remote PC - Press [View Remote PC]
7. Typed in the password generated from the Remote PC and there you go. You can use the computer as if it was right in front of you.

Notice: Speed may vary depending on the PC specs and speed of the internet. Antiviruses may prevent this from running so please allow access.

Have Fun~

Thursday, October 6, 2011

What's New on Apple's latest iOS 5?

It's newest and improved features!






Notification Center

All your alerts. All in one place.

Notification Center is the best way to stay on top of your life’s breaking news.
From your new email, texts, friend requests,stocks and weathers and more. It's like an control room for all the updates that you need with just a swipe at the top of any screen to enter Notification Center. Choose which notifications you want to see. New notifications are displayed on the top for a few seconds without the annoying interruptions we usually get on the current models.  What's best is you get the notifications even on lock screen mode! 




iMessage

iPad and iPod touch join the conversation.

It's basically like chatting but conveyed as SMS/MMS via IP(or the web). So as long as you're connected to an internet via Wi-Fi or 3G networks, you can have unlimited messaging with a conversation style so you can see the flow of your messages with one another. All this with a benefit of protection as this messaging comes with a secure encryption.




Reminders

A better way to do to-dos.

Now it's refined to better suit our working lifestyles! With it's location based reminders allowing us to give a better way of getting notified once we're there. Pretty comfy when we only need a reminder that every time we get to the mall not to forget that gift to buy. When we're detected to be  near at the mall, there comes up our neat reminder!



Twitter
Just about what a lot of people need. Twitter is now integrated right into the iPhone 5. This now allows us to tweet directly from Safari, Photos, Camera, YouTube, or Maps.


Camera
Now easily accessible especially on the Lock Screen as a button is in place to easily take snapshots and more.



Photos
WIth it's editing functions, we can now crop, make some adjustments, rotate the photos and other enhancements.



Safari
Not only did it improve in performance but the reading list allows us to easily save a site to which we are to read later on. The reader function helps us get rid of the ads and other frames when we wish to read smoothly without distractions.



PC-free
There you have it folks! No more PC reliance. Now we can do everything directly from our devices! Download updates, sync with other devices, back up and restore using iCloud and many more!



Multitasking Gestures
Allows us to have a few more maneuvers with our devices. 








And, more improvements on their other features but these are the ones I liked the most.

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Source: http://www.apple.com/ios/features.html

Be on Guard - Hackers on the Move

Everyone should be more aware of their personal information saved,stored and sent over the web. Make sure you don't unnecessarily leave your unwanted personal secrets lying neatly on a Starbuck's table. Everyone may never be Celebrities but there's always a saying that "Prevention is better than Cure".

In this age of information where over-sharing has started to become a norm, everyone should still be cautious of their own personal information as each of this depicts how we are perceived in society. You can check more on the article below which caused a bit of a buzz this past few days. Some of their supposed photos were shared over the internet by a group of hackers which are now under investigation of the FBI.

Learn something from this and be always on the guard for what might happen next as it might be you who's next!

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FBI hunt hackers over Scarlett Johansson nude photos

Read more: http://www.dailystar.com.lb/Entertainment/Celebrities/2011/Sep-15/148849-fbi-hunt-hackers-over-scarlett-johansson-nude-photos.ashx#ixzz1ZvQGBHCt
(The Daily Star :: Lebanon News :: http://www.dailystar.com.lb) 


Saturday, September 24, 2011

How to fix "windows could not setup" issue with creating ad-hoc wireless connection in Windows 7

Usually, there are times when errors like this occurs when you're trying to create and ad hoc connection.


Follow the steps below to resolve errors on your ad-hoc wireless connection.

See related link: How to Share your Smart, Sun, or Globe Broadband Internet through Ad Hoc Connections in Windows 7

1. Check if your wireless connection is actually on. It can be a button on the sides or one of the function keys mostly represented with a wave signal ((.))

2. Next, check if your wireless device is actually enabled.
3. Right Click on My Computer > Properties > Device Manager > Network Adapters.


4. Right Click on each of your wireless connection and then choose Disable.


5. Wait for 30 secs then right-click again then Enable.

Try Creating an Adhoc Connection now.(if it still has same error. Continue with the next steps)




6. Then Go to Control Panel > Network and Sharing Center > Change Adapter Settings



7. Right-click on the wireless connection icon then choose Diagnose



8. Under windows diagnostics diag box, Choose Apply Fix


9. After applying the fix, you can skip the next window which just asks if you wish to connect on any network. Choose Cancel.


You can now proceed in creating an adhoc wireless connection.

Friday, September 23, 2011

How to Share your Smart, Sun, or Globe Broadband Internet through Ad Hoc Connections in Windows 7

Ever wondered how to use your USB internet connection and share it to your other wireless devices such as iTouch, iPad, mobile phones and many others. Just follow the quick guide below and enjoy your internet in more flexible ways.

1. Go to Start > Control Panel > Network and Sharing Center
2. Choose Set up a new connection or network


3. Select Set up a wireless ad hoc (Computer-to-computer) network and click Next


4. A brief description comes up, just click Next again


5. On the setup window. Input the name you wish to use for the connection(anything).
6. Input the security type(preferably WEP due to compatibility issues with Apple products) and the password(5 characters)
7. Check the Save this network option if you wish to continually use this(if not you can just setup another one everytime you wish to share your internet connection.
8. Click Next


9. Wait till the setup finishes and you get the below window.
10. Choose Turn on Internet connection sharing and wait for it to finish.


11. Once done, connect any device as if you're connecting to a any wireless network.
www.ImageShack.us




Friday, September 16, 2011

GOM: Guild of the Month - Chapter 4

CHUPTER 4
ANG HIMALA


Emil: bakit nagsasalita ung pet nyooooo.

Marc: turuan po ako

Emil: torohan??

Harry: di mo ba gets? Toro daw! Shunga

Aj: kung di ba naman kayo isang tanga't kalahati.

*pyong**** sabay batok sa kanya ni harry

Aj: arouch!!

Harry: arte itech

Aj: sorry na harry. Malay ko bng masasaktan ang maramdamin mong puso. Pramis, di na kita muling tatawaging kalahati

***pyong*** sabay dagok uli ni harry


Aj: arouch again and again.

Gong: wazzdat ma men???

Marc: marc po

James: marc sit

*umupo*

James: o diba sabi senyo turuan eh

Emil : =))))))) coool naman nyan

Haryy: isa pa isa pa

James: isa pa. O sige. Marc stand

*tumayo si marc*

Harry: ay wala na korni

Emil: oo nga bakit ayaw tumayo

*nainis ung pet. Umupo at tumayo ulit*

james: pasenxa na. Nakatayo na talaga yan. Di lang halata.

Gong: woahhh so high tech ma men.

James: iba na talaga kami:)

Harry: IBA? kelan ka pa nagpasex change?

James: ay matagal na iha.

Harry: magkano?

James: 400 lang halos. May sukli pa

Gong: huwaaaaaat????

Emil: san saaaan saaaan???

James: hindi kow ibubulgar ang sicreto ko senyo. Asa pa kayu *hmmmp*>katulad ng hmmp
ni ina magenta sa enteng kabisote

Aj: ako rinnn wige na puhleasee

James: hay nako, di ko sasabihin na sa moa ko nag pa sex change na worth 400 pesoses gamit ang aking malalanding pods.

Emil: wahahahahahhahahahah

harry: wahehe * with matching takip ng kamay sa pisngi *

James: hmmm. Mga inggit lang yan. Tseh

Emil: eh alam ko sinasabi mo eh. Na-goyo kaaa

Harry- uto uto hahhahaha

James: anu ba kayu ayaw nyo maniwala. Ako paniwalang paniwala kaya ako. Ramdam ko na truuu girl nakooo.  *sabay throw sa side ng 2 centimetrong buhok.

Emil: kundi ka ba. Naman kalbo't kalahati. Naloko ka nun kay nga "hypnotist" name nun eh. Wahahhaha

James: HOMAYGAWD

Harry: wushuuu. Madali namang mapatunayan yan eh.

James: pano pano pano!?)??

Emil: tamaaa. Patingin kamiiii

Harry: Di namin pipisil pisilin. Pramis!!!

James: ayuko nga. Strategy nyo ahh.

marc: gusto nyo lang ehh.

James: nakarinig ka lang ng pisil nabuhay ka namn jan. Stay still

Marc: opoo

**ngunit sa ilang saglit na iyon napagisip isip rin na james na ipakita na nga nya**

James: o sige na nga. para magka alaman na tayo. TINGIN!!!

Emil,Harry,AJ,Gong,Marc: HUWAAAATT. HOMAYGULAY!!!!!!!!!!!

-**ITUTULOI**-

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

GOM: Guild of the Month - Chapter 3

CHUPTER 3

ANG MAPAGHIMALANG TAGPUAN

NG MALALANDI NATING TAUHAN




P*&%#(*&%#&tek naman... ang batid ni GONG...

Anu ba yan!! Kakarating lang.. DC agad! Whew...

This is killing my teym, deym~



Emilia: Oh?? what's wrong handsome?

Gong: Yo men! G.O.M. na in 3 hours, di parin ako makapasok?!! This is unfair to the peaceful society!!!

Harry: Aanhin mo ba 3 oras bago mag G.O.M.???

Gong: Xempre.. mag aayus pako ng char! Dadamitan ko pa.. Mamake-upan... SHampoo and blow dry!!!

Emilia: kung sabagay.. need narin ng Gay Master ko nang bagong flipflops.. gasgas na ung hasty variant ko eh..

Gboi: oo nga. kailangan ng magayus.. kailangan ko rin ng bagong picture


ni papa sam...


Gong: fowteyk naman kayong lahat ah!!! ayuko na.. mag eEMO nalang ako d2...

tara Gboi/Agay.. tabihan mo ako..


At biglang kumalabog ang pinto...

sabay pasok ng 2 magkaholding hands na pawang lalake sa paningin...


James2 : Naiisip mo ba naiisip ko james1?


James1 : Hindi po James2 dahil mahina po ako..


James2/Biskwit: Lagi naman eh.. Ok GAYm na ba lahat??

Emilia: Uy gay daw!!


James2/Biskwit: Aba.. pinagtritripan mo ba kami?? di mo alam na may strategy na kami for GOM??

James1/Hina: Tama!!

Biskwit: Sige James, FORMATION!!!!!





















nag harap ang 2 mokong..


























itinaas pareho ang kanang kamay pero ang palad ay nakaharap pababa..



























ibinaba naman ang kanan, sa ilalim nung nakataas na kamay

habang ang palad ay nakaharap dun sa palad ng kamay nung kaharap...

























at sabay bigkas...





















nag nakapanlulumong awitin...





















Eto ang beat sabay sabay
eto ang beat bawal sablay
pabilis ng pabilis
wag magmimiss kapag nagkiss

etooo na, etooo nahhh
tsup ahhhh

shoke-cola!
nalilito kung guy ako
nahihilo, ang pretty ko

kokoto
kokoto
gaybato
kokoto!!!

~~

Jameshina: Ayun talo nanaman ako... T_T

Biskwit: Haha. ok lang yan. GAME LAROO NA TAYOO!! GOM NA!!!!

Gong: eh Disconnected from server nga eh.

Gboi: Oi HARRY. STOP MO TIME KO!!! DC oh!!

Harry: Eh ga*#%*(#%* ka ba. 15 minutes kalang. sobra ka na time mo, magpapa stop ka pa??? Whew... nakakairita ng nail polish!! RO-wah.gif

Emilia: oi james, sino yang kasama nyo sa likod??

Kakaibang nilalang: Pet po...




TUBEE continued...

GOM: Guild of the Month - Chapter 2

Chupter 2:

Ang pagdating

ng ating

kaigigang

matsing


Emil: eOw Fohz?? Da who itech?

James1 or 2: Emilia, maghanda ka na!!! Anjan na kami!!!

Emil: hu u fowz?

James1 or 2: James to gaga! (2??)

Emil: gagu ba u? wer na u nga? d2 na me!!

James1 or 2: Anjan na nga!!

Emil: AMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
kung andito ka bakit ka pa tumatawag?? anak ng ... ikaw si hina noh???


********************upang maliwanagan ang ating mga tagasubaybay
may dalawang uri po ng james...

isang kalbo

at isang nakakalbo palang.

ung isa ay kilala sa tawag na

B i s k w i t (ung machong matanda na nagmumukhang bata sa hunter x hunter).

ung ikalawa ay kilala sa tawag na

jameshina (hindi ko alam kung bakit mahina... malambot pede rin... your choice)

anyways.. back to emilia

******************************************

Jameshina: hina 2 gagu. sunduin mo naman ako oh.

Emil: sino ba kasama mo? th_lv.gif

Jameshina: si raf,dhar,jameskalbo/biskwit at si...

sino ka nga ba ulit na bata ka? **sabay tanong ni hina dun sa kasama**

Boses sa fone: marc po...

Jameshina: at kaanu anu ka nga ba namin ulit?

Boses sa fone: pet po...

Jameshina: owkei

**balik sa telepono**

Jameshina: Oi emilia!

Emil: ano nanaman!! dedede ka ???

Jameshina: san ba ung shop na yan? anu nga ulit name?

Emil: ahh. Cybers3x Alley! Bilisan nyo! maya maya lang dami na naming customer na mahilig manood sa maiinit nating patutungali th_kis.gif

Jameshina: shusme. wag mo ko landiin sa telepono!!

Emil: basta pagdating nyo sa kanto ng caltex sa may harap ng jollibee pagtapos ng seven eleven

dun kayo sasakay ng jeep tapos after 2 mins lalagpas naman kayo sa petron.

sasakyan nyo ung fink na jeepney na may macho fafang driver at poging caller.

Jameshina: hindi ba kami maligaw nyan????

Emil: teka! hindi pa tapos. sa petron bababa kayo! para sure sabihin nyo kay fafang drayber habang hinihimas ang kanyang balikat

na dun lang kayo sa may kantong mabababa ang lipad ng paruparong haliparot. alam na nya un! lahat ng drayber jan kilala ako eh.

Jameshina: talaga?? eh pede pala naming sabihin nalang na kina emil eh!!

Emil: sige ganto.. pag kalbo ung drayber sabihin mo. dun lang po sa shop nina "katrina".

pag si fafa long hair naman ung nasakyan nyo sabihin mo lang dun kina "sarah".

pag si papa piolo ung nasakyan nyo sabihin mo dun sa labidabs nya.

alam na nila un... kapag di pa nila kilala kunin mo ung name uupakan ko ... ng kiss th_kis.gif

Jameshina: wow siga ka pala dito eh.

Emil: xempre naman. iba na talaga kapag isa kang makisig at matipunong fafable na tulad ko.

matitingalag lahat ng makakakita saking mahahaba at matigas.......









na buto



Jameshina: oo na. kaya nga hanga ko sa GM namin eh. gay master..

Emil: ako pa!! o xa! basta. pag naligaw kayo! mag taxi nalang kayo.

Jameshina: ANU KA! wala ang mga financer namin! wala kaya si jep at si lui.

Emil: haha. sige sige. kita kits nalang!

**at sabay bineso beso ni emil at jameshina ang kanilang mga hawak na cellphone sabay bigkas ng basbas ng pamamaalan sa kapatiran**

[sound effects]

tsup tsup muwah muwah ahhhhhhhhhhhh

******sa alley*****

**biglang pumasok nanaman ang isang

kagilagilalas

kamanghamangha

kapitapitagan

kabaklaan

ng

sambayanan

na si...

[sound effect ulit]

GONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgg!

ITUTULOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














































pa natin ang kwento.


***pagpasok sa pinto tumingin ng malagkit sa lahat ng naglalaro sabay suksok ng kamay

sa bulsa

at biglang dinukot

ang isang pares ng shades

at kanya ng sinuot ng shades***

Gong: Yooooo!!!! wazzup!! gong is in the house! yo!

Harry: oh beki. bat ka naka shades. yan na ba ang uso ngaun?

Gong: yow! kazi fowz! nakakasilaw ung araw sa labas eh. kaya suot ko muna shades ko dito sa loob.

Harry: eh gung gong ka talaga. bat kanina hindi mo suot nung nasa labas ka!

Gong: yep! that's me!! gung's the name, gong's the last name! yo!




Gong ulit: eh pano kung malagyan ng alikabok! eh di wala ako nakita! na irritate pa ang lovely eyes ko?!!! **twinkle**





GOng parin: AND FYI Harry(pag binigkas nya ay hairy) the fairy!, pag may suot kang shades.. makaktitig ka sa mga maskels ng mga macho fafa sa daan at sa loob ng shop. *ehem*

Harry: aba. nice idea! akalain mo. naiisip mo pa un.

Gong: xempre naman, yo! o well. i'm gonna play na.

**sabay upo sa tabi ni ajay. sa number 3 nakaupo si ajay kayat umupo sa number 8 si gong.**
** wag nyo na itanong ung numbering! hindi ko rin alam kung bakit magkatabi ung 3 at 8.
either sinasadja nung gumawa, design, o kaya mali lang talaga magbilang ung nagdikit**


Harry: oh. gong. ilang araw ka jan?

Gong: hanggang sagutin mo ako. th_lv.gif

Harry: naku hindi mo kayang bayaran lahat un. RO-heh.gif

Gong: o sige na nga. utang muna.

Harry: oi! bawal utang dito. di mo ba nabasa sa harap mo?

Gong: indi. madilim nga tapos naka shades di ba?? bulag ka ba?

Harry: whew. tumatayo balahibo ko sa noo dahil sayu eh!!!

Gong: sige na please **twinkle eyes**

Harry: kung hindi ka lang malakas sakin eh di kita pagbibigyan!!!

Gong: YEHEY!!! **sabay pindot sa myro.exe**

[advetisement]
Juley 2010
Free PADS promo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donate now!!!!!!!!!
Get 30 pads + 2 Kiss from *youknowwho*
whenever you donate 40 pads.

So what are you waiting for?
Ambagan na!!!!!
[click to start]
















[log in screen]
Username: chinchansu
Password:
*********** -> asa. kala nyo mahahack nyo ko noh?? gustooooooo~ RO-gg.gif



**napansin ni gong na parang may nakatingin sa screen nya**

Gong: oi! anu yan! tinitignan mo ung password ko na sampung asterisk??? hacker ka noh??

Aj: hindi po!!! sayu po kaya ako nakatingin!! aanhin ko naman password mo?? makikiss ko ba yan??? aber?

Gong: ay. oo nga noh.. sige. churi churi **sabay beso sa cheeks**

Aj: ok.. forgiven... th_lv.gif



[character selection screen]

[Royal Guard] [Royal Gay] [x Sexy Beast] [li lyra il] [Sakura Potter] [abby] [Batang Happy Meal] [* Twinkles*]


[click slot 3]

Royal Guard has logged in...


Gong: game na!! mag ready na for G.O.M.!! wooooh!!

















[Disconnected from server]


to be continued

GOM: Guild of the Month - Chapter 1

CHUPTER 1 : EPILOGUE MUNA


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Hayaan nyong magbalik ako upang ilahad at iladlad ang mga kaganapan


sa kapatiran ng mga taga Geffen Alberta at Yuno...


nung silay nagbalak lumaban.


sa buwanang timpalakan.


ang tinatawag nilang..


G.O.M...


a.k.a.


Gilid of the Month.




at dito pa nagsisimula ang aking istorya...
and here we go again...




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DISCLAIMER

Ang mga tao,hayop,bagay,masamang nilalang at mga taga ibang planeta na maaaring mabanggit sa akdang ito pawang mga kathang-isip lamang. Hindi sinasadya ng manunulat kung magkataon mang may kapangalan o kahalintulad man lamang sa kahit anong aspeto ng buhay ang maaring makita,marinig,mabasa,maamoy at matikman sa mga sulatin rito. Patnubay ng magulang ay kailangan....

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sorry naman. di ko alam sa tagalog disclaimer (@_@)


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CHUPTER 1 : EPILOGUE MUNA =)
























Bakla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sigaw ng isang batang pumasok sa isang kompyuter shap.


Ano????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sagot naman ng isang lalaking nakaupo sa harap ng isang kompyuter.


Bata: Bakit Ateh??? Bakla ka ba? (sambit ng bata pabalik)


Lalaki: Aba xempre hindi! Gwafo kong itow. Magiging bvaklush? Nevah!!!


Bata: Eh bakit ganyan ka magsalita???


Lalaki: May accent lang ako! duh!!


Bata: Owkei... Whatevah kuya...(or ate...)


Lalaki: Bakit?? Bawal tambay dito. Lalaro ka ba??


Bata: OO bakit?? May angal ka?? papalag ka??


Lalaki: Aba. Haba ng bangs mo ah! Tafang itech!


Bata: whew. uupo nako. d2 sa tabi mo.. sabay kindat + sabi ng 15 mins lang me ah. ung tig 5 pesos! salamas.




**sabay double click sa myro.exe**


[advetisement]
Juley 2010
Free PADS promo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donate now!!!!!!!!!
Get 30 pads + 2 Kiss from *youknowwho*
whenever you donate 1 liter of blood.


So what are you waiting for?
Ambagan na!!!!!
[click to start]


**at kanya nang pinindot ang start at bumulaga na sa kanya ang tinatawag nating


LOG IN SCREEN***

Username : babygirl16
Password : IamAjay16

Character Selection Screen


[SweetLily] [MamaMia] [ v Gboi v]


-sabay pili sa slot 3-


**at nag simula na ngang mangharot sa mundo ng midgard ang batang malandi**












**napatingin bigla ung lalaki sa nilalaro nung katabi**


Lalaki: ay naglalaro ka pala ng MyRO??? anu name mo IRL at IGN??


ako nga pala si emil!!! GM ng G a Y guild. Gayffen, Alberta, & Yuno.


pede mo rin akong tawagin sa Laro na Gay Master / Live Relaxed / D E V O U R.


Bata: anu paki ko??? hina naman ng char mo eh..


Emil: amf ka hindi mo talaga ko kilala??


**Biglang pasok ang isang malaking mama na may bigote sa noo**


Harry a.k.a. balbon: Anung kaguluhan to? Bat may naglalandian sa shop ko??? Emilia! Minor de edad nanaman kalampungan mo! Di ka na nadala.


Emil: Asa ka fa(fa)! Itong bata na 2 eh. Nang gugulo!


Lalaki: anung ako. at hindi ako bata ang pangalan ko ay "Ajay!" kilala rin s tawag na "Agay" "Gboi" "Gayboi" =) sikat ako dito sa gayffenia!!


Harry: Wapakels. Ignore mo nalagn yang bata na yan. Ano darating daw dito ung mga taga EMC( exotic myronian clan). darating daw sina jeff, james1 , james2, lui, marc,raf at dhar d2.


Emil: OK masaya yan!!!!!!




**sabay ring ng cellphone**


Emil: eOw Fohz!!!


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ITUTULOI




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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Manila Beer - Ikahuling Kabanata

Manila Beer, A Funny Tagalog Short Story of Camaraderie by EMC


Final Chupter

Ang Huling Habilin



EPILOGUE:


**Dear Ate Charo, at pati narin ikaw Kuya Kim...

Sumulat po ako dahil gusto kong isiwalat ang aking di-kaaya ayang karanasan sa buhay...

at dahil narin di kasya ang kwento ko kung i-tetext ko kay Vice Ganda...

Binagalan ko ang aking pagsusulat dahil alam ko pong mabagal kayong magbasa.

Itago nyo nalang ako sa pangalang...

"Not more than 5 feet above the ground"...

pero dahil maxado mahaba atin namang iklian upang bigyang halaga ang aking katayuan sa buhay...










in short...











pede nyo rin akong itago sa pangalang... "Marc"...





at ito ang aking malanding kwento...**



Back to story--->

Nilalang na tinago natin sa pangalang Marc: Gays. Di fa va tayow uuwi?? Take home na take home nakow!!

James: wait lang.. Natutulog pa si Jeff. Tignan mo. Himlay na himlay na. Bulak nalang kulang.

Hina: Kayo naman. Wag nyo na pagnasahan ang matipunong katawan ni Jeff. /.slur

Mars: th_lv.gif

Nilalang: Este Marc : th_lv.gif Pagkakataon nato...

**at unti unting lumapit kay Jeff si Marc...

Jeff: *na alimpungatan sa mga nangyayari...* Oi! Anu kala nyo sakin LASING?? Hindi ako lasing?!!!

Lui: We know! Di ka lasing. ANTUKIN ka lang. nyahahaha. (/.slur favor samin un)

Jeff: Sige.. ganyanan na... lagi nyo nalang ako inaapi... palibhasa ako lang hindi bakla d2. huhuhu.

Lui: Wag na magtampo jeff...**sabay banat ng masahe**

Jeff: haha. o xa. tara na. tutal ubos na yang manok na kay mahal.

Marc: dapat lang ubusin.

Hina: Taragya ka. oo ubusin pero ung sayu lang... /.glare

Marc: Kaw naman... whushhuuu. tampururot agad.. haha.

Lui: OI. bago magkalimutan...

LABAS NYO NA!!!

James: Haa?? ang alin?? wag!! wag dito Lui!! Mahiya ka naman!

Lui: Anu ba pinagsasabi mong bakla ka? Xempre ung pambayad.

Jeff: Oi nagbigay nako 500. 

James, Marc, Hina: *pasipol sipol*

Lui: Oi ang mahal na nitong manok ha! Tirhan nyo naman ako ng pamasahe.

Mars: Eto 200 para sayu th_lv.gif

Jeff: Mahiya naman kayo kay Mars, buti pa xa.

Marc: Eto na nga... th_sob.gif *Nagabot ng P10.

Lui: Oi ano to!!

James at Hina: **Naghahanap ng mga barya sa bulsa**

Lui: Aba wag nyo na balakin kung ayaw nyong tuhugin ko kayo...


...


ng payong.


James: haha. eto na nga P100.. (Tig 50 pa sila ni Hina whew!)... (2nd Note: Hindi ko maalala kung magkano talaga binigay nung dalawa)

Lui: oh. kulang pa..

Jeff: whew. anu ba yan.. ako na nga sasagot nung natitira.

James: Yan ang gusto ko sayo jeff eh. haha

Hina: Amff.. bakla. gusto si jeff!!

Jeff: mga timang... o sakto na. marc tawagin mo na ung waiter.


...


**at sa pagbaling ng ulo ni Marc patunggo sa kinaroroonan ng waiter(anu ba tagalog ng waiter???)

isang kindat lang... nagmamadali agad ung waiter...

Waiter: anu pu un boss??

Marc: Tara na.. /.glare

Waiter: Ha??

Marc: Hindi. Sabi ko. eto na!! *Blush*...

eto na ung bayad namin..

Waiter: Ahh ok po.. Salamat ng marami! balik po sila.(Sila?? Di ka ata kasama marc ayaw ka pabalikin.)

**At lumabas na nga kami dun sa mainit, madilim at maingay na sulok,kanto,looban, ilalim(di ko napansin. di pa bago salamin ko).

at kami'y nagsimulang tahakin ang aming mga daan pauwi.


Marc: Oh dito nako. sasakay nako patungo sa amin..

Jeff: San punta mo?

Marc: Sa bakla. este Baklaan. ESTE BACLARAN.

Hina: Lui sabay na kayo ni Marc!

Lui: th_lv.gif /.glare /.slur

Marc: RO-omg.gif eto na taxi. bye guys.. **sabay hi-jack nung taxi at tumabi sa driver at animo'y humalik sa driver pero may binulong lang pala.**

Marc: Geh gays! bye bye tsup tsup muwah muwah ahhhhh!

Jeff: Ingat!!!! 


Sila sayo!!!

**At unti unti nang lumarga sa kalsada ang ating nilalang.

Lui: oh eto pa isa cab. mauna nako senyo.

james at hina: wag bata ka pa.

Lui: gagu nyo. haha. bye bye. tsuptsup muwah muwah ahh!!!

**at unti unti naring nilamon ng gabi ang cab ni sinakyan ni Lui...

Hina: oh pano na tayo..

Jeff: sasabay kayo noh? tara eto na cab.

**At pumasok na nga kami upang tuluyan ng umuwi sa KANI-KANIYANG BAHAY.

THE END














































Epilogue ulit:

Ngunit may nagtext!!! kahit di mo tinext!!! 

ayun kay vice ganda! este Marc Ganda...













Text message: P0tana. May black eye ako!! Natsupah ako sa muka! Na asura ako nung mga tambay.

Binalak pang kuhanin ang phone at wallet kong limpampiso laman! Wahahaha. Napagtripan lang ata ako.




Reply ni James: Napagkamalang minor de edad. hahahahaha














after a few minutes...





Text message: Uy... tawagan nyo naman si Lui... di na nagrereply sakin... di tuloi kami makapagmeet..


Reply ng Narrator: Hala Marc... Hindi ko rin macontact!!!


Text message / GM sa lahat: Guys contact nyo naman si Lui... Nagaalala lang naman ako sa bata na un... Hindi marunong mag commute.. baka hindi na nakauwi... pinagod nyo kasi eh.


Reply ni Lui: tangna nyo(pati ikaw nyo). nakauwi na fow akowz! kanina fah fowz! jejejeje.


The end. Wala na. Tapos na. Seriously =)

More stories to come /flag

Manila Beer - Ikaanim na Kabanata

Manila Beer, A Funny Tagalog Short Story of Camaraderie by EMC


Chupter 6

HINDI BED SCENE


PAALALA: Patnubay ng magulang ay kailangan

Raf: Gays!(pero guys ang paraan ng pagbigkas!). Mauna nako senyo...

Mr. James Clean: Wag bata ka pa!

Lui: Hala! Wag. Iiwan mo nako ditong nagiisa? **twinkling eyes** /.glare

Hina: Teka san way mo?(para makasabay narin at libre pamasahe) RO-gg.gif

Jeff: Teka di ba sakin ka sabay james-hina? (tampo?)

Hina: ay oo nga noh! Sige umalis ka na!

Raf: G@G*! kayo. Sige alis nako. may pasok pako!

Hina: Sige shoo. Ganyan ka naman eh!!

Raf: **Kinuha ang bag. sabay flying kiss sa lahat**

**At umalis na nga patungong pintuan si Raf na animo'y kumekendeng pa!**

Lui: Ayan.. wala na si Raf th_sob.gif. Pede na ba akong umuwi??

Mars: /.glare

Lui: **Nakita ang reaksyon ni Mars** Ay sige! Hindi! Hindayin ko na kayo!

**makalipas ang 1 minuto...***

Hina: OI!!!!!!! Bat wala na CHICHEN!! (sinulat base sa pagkakabigkas ng ating tauhan na si James Hina)

Jeff: Ehh?! Oo nga noh?!!

James: Eto meron pa isa... Sayu na lang oh th_lv.gif

Mars: th_e8.gif

Hina: Salamat naman napakabuti mo talanag ka-ibigan! th_kis.gif

Marc: uy Chichen! *Sabay dampot dun sa chicken ni Hina!**

Jeff: Napaghahalata ung mahirap dito eh. haha

Marc: Ganun talaga! haha. Sinasayang nyo kasi.

Hina: Oi p*t@! Walang ganyanan! *Sabay hablot sa manok nya pabalik*

**At nagagwan nga ang dalawa...

at habang sila ay nagaagawan..

mejo parang nakakahalata nako...

kasi kapwa nagchachansingan ung dalawa...

akala nila hindi namin mahahalata..

maypakurot kurot pa sa nipps si marc..

may pahahimas himas pang nalalaman si Marc.






at di nagtagal...

di nanalo ang malakas na mga kamay ni Hina
minsan ay dinidilaan pa niya ito.

minsan kagat kagat ng malaki..

subong subo pa ito!!

sa Maliit,kulubot,maitim at MABILIS, na kamay ni Marc(halatang bihasa sa pag _ _ _ _ _ _ _ censored)

at ito'y ipnasok na ni marc

nung una'y marahan..



pero't di nagtagal...

hindi rin kinaya ni marc..

bumigay rin... (hindi sa pagkabeki dahil matagal na yan. read nyo sig. "PIONEER" ibig sabihin. Unang nagLadlad with screenshot)

at binilisan

at di nagtagal..

hindi na nya nakayanan.

at inilibas mula sa nyang butas...

at payat na payat na ito ng kanyang nilabas!..

Marc: Ahhhh!!!!













in short...















oo na maliit na si marc pero in short (meaning to cut the story short!...)

Inilabas na ni marc ang BUTO ng manok after itong kainin. dinescribe ko lang kung pano nya kinain....

Marc: Ahhhh!!!! Sarap!!!

Mars at Hina : th_sob.gif

**ITUTULOI**